Fiji

Yay! We’re off to Fiji!

We’d booked through an agent who advised us that flying Fiji Airways would be best, as they fly direct from Wellington. Fiji is one of the few destinations outside Australia that can be reached directly from here. The flight was uneventful, and we were met at the other end by representatives from Rosie’s Travel. It took four of them to pass us along to find our driver, but were soon ensconced in a transport to our hotel for the first night, the Sheraton Denarau Villas. It’s on the Denarau Island area which is basically all given over to hotels, a golf course, and not much else. This is a top-end hotel, and it appears that for many people this is their destination in Fiji, but we were only staying one night.

Views!

Sunsets!

Cocktails!

We were up at sparrow fart for breakfast in order to catch the bus to the port in the morning. We’d been advised that we needed to be in reception at 7:45am to get the bus, which duly turned up…at 8:15. It’s only a short ride to the port, where we checked in then boarded the boat to Waya Island Resort, our final destination. On reading the fine print of the ticket, however, we discovered that we could have been far more leisurely and taken the afternoon sailing instead. Ah well. 

The boat trip takes two hours, sailing out along the island chain and dropping people off at various resorts. We arrived after a few stops and two hours – the water was very smooth, which was a blessing. We were the only people disembarking at Waya, which is done by boat transfer as there isn’t a jetty and the ferry can’t come in to the shore. We were serenaded as we arrived and then escorted to the resort, which only consists of a few villas and bure (huts) at the water’s edge. There’s a restaurant and bar, pool, and activities hut, and that’s about it.

We had a drink whilst our room was readied, then checked in and explored the area. In the afternoon, we watched a demonstration of how to extract coconut water and flesh from a coconut – something we’ve seen on our travels many times before, but this time we were invited to have a go ourselves! The coconut flesh is soaked in the water and then squeezed to make coconut milk, then strained through the husk of the coconut. This was a prelude to the chef giving us a demo of how to make kokoda – the Fijian version of the universal fish dish of the South Pacific. The tuna had been marinated in lemon juice, then salted, strained and coconut milk added. Salt, pepper, chilli, garlic, red pepper, coriander, and onions are then added and after a few minutes it’s ready to eat. And very delicious it was, as we helped ourselves to seconds, and then thirds.

Extracting the coconut...

preparing the dish...

Final result!

In the evening we assembled in the bar at sunset, drinking cocktails and watching the sun go down, before a dinner of fish, followed by fish, followed by carrot cake.

Thus ended day one on Waya Island. There’s no telly so early to bed, early to rise is the rhythm of the days here, as some of the activities are tide-dependent so can start very early in the morning.

 

Alison Moyet

Alf…remember her? Formerly of Yazoo, and Eighties solo career? Well, she’s back, but this time on her own terms. She’s currently touring Australia and New Zealand, so we went along to see her. 

As usual, dinner first. It crossed my mind that we hadn’t been to St John’s Bar & Eatery in, possibly, decades! The last time I’d been there I think, was when I was still working for ANZ, so at least 8 years ago. We decided to give it a try, to see how it is these days.

And the answer is…not brilliant. It’s basically glorified pub food. My starter they couldn’t get much wrong with – raw fish – but the burger main was average. Won’t be darkening their doorstep again in a hurry, when there’s much better places to visit. Still, it’s good to know these things, and at least it’s only a short step from the Michael Fowler Centre.

The show kicked off at 8 o’clock, and Alison gave us a running commentary throughout the gig. She explained why she’d selected the songs to perform (her new album, Key, is mostly reworkings of older songs) and details of each songs’ origins, where appropriate. She was accompanied by two musicians, both with keyboards, one also with guitar and the other on bass. Also, the reason for the long hiatus in her career: problems with her record company. Which record company? Fucking Sony of course, who seem to hold the world record for most attempts to screw over their artists. Anyway, albums have been few and far between since her Eighties heyday. Most of the material was stuff I hadn’t heard before, but she interspersed it with Nobody’s Diary and Only You, from her Yazoo career, before finishing up the set with All Cried Out. She then came back for an encore of three classic bangers, which got everyone dancing in the aisles: Situation, Love Resurrection and Don’t Go (Morgan Freeman voiceover “but, they did go”). That set list in full can be found here.

It was a great night’s entertainment, and if she’s touring anywhere near you, go see her!

 

Comedy Festival

As autumn swings into winter, it’s time to look indoors for our entertainment options. To satisfy this need, the New Zealand International Comedy Festival is in its 33^rd year. International, as it includes many overseas performers, gracing us with their presence, as well as nationally-known and up-and-coming New Zealanders…and even internationally-known New Zealanders!

First cab off the rank, at least as far as we were concerned, was Nish Kumar. Unfortunately, New Zealand’s weather decided otherwise, and a storm that hit New Zealand caused the closure of the venue on the night we’d booked. The show was rescheduled to the following night, but at 10:30pm we figured it was way past our bedtime, so we took the refund instead. Bugger. I was looking forward to that one.

No matter, the following week we were booked to see Hayley Sproull, or Haley Everything as she should be known, as she seems to be doing everything these days. We first saw her when Miss Fletcher Sang The Blues in - crikey! - 2012! But since then she’s gone from strength to strength, with many hit stand-up shows, and starring in New Zealand comedies; participating in and hosting panel shows (7 Days, Have You Been Paying Attention?), and hosting the annual Comedy Gala for the last two years. She also has a radio show. She’s a busy woman! Her show, Baroness, was the by-now-familiar mix of over-sharing and stories of the DINK lifestyle, culminating in a date with Jason Momua.

The following night we were at Circa Theatre. Whilst not technically part of the Comedy Festival, they’re currently performing the comedic Give Way: The Musical. Nicola was on ushering duties, so we went along. This also gave us the opportunity to try out ChouChou, the new brasserie attached to the theatre, which has recently had a makeover. I had the snapper salad Nicoise, and Nicola had chicken Cordon Bleu. Note to any aspiring chefs out there: snapper is not a good substitute for tuna in a Nicoise.

The musical follows the adventures of Sophie, a newly-minted graduate in Traffic Management Engineering. She is anxious to make her mark on the world, and when the opportunity to revamp New Zealand’s weird give way rules presents itself, she leaps at it. The musical is based on a true story, in that the give way rules were changed in 2012 to fit in with what the rest of the world does. There’s a love story, inevitably; as well as protests, conniving, popularity-seeking, mental health, and insights into public policy-making which seem far-fetched but are probably true. A cast of five Circa stalwarts play all the parts, of which there were many: each actor had a main character, but also had to fill in for Sophie’s parents, The Minister of Transport, and other roles as required. All jolly good fun, and with the high production values we’ve come to expect from Circa.

We had a night off, then plunged back into the fray on Saturday night, going to see The Tape Face Show. We first saw Sam Wills when he was but a boy, called The Boy With Tape On His Face. He has since shortened his name and reached an international audience after reaching the finals on America’s Got Talent. His show is performed entirely without words, as you might expect, but there’s a lot of music (it helps to be familiar with what the songs are and the films associated with them), and a lot of audience participation. We were safe from this aspect as he generally needed people to be on or near the end of their row to be able to get up on stage, and we were well-placed in the centre of ours. He also played some of the classics, including Endless Love. We did, however, participate in the finale of the show, which involved 99 Red Balloons. Go see him if you get the chance, he’s hilarious!

Our final foray was something a little different – a comedy cabaret show called Revel at the Hannah Playhouse. They’d rearranged things inside from the usual tiered seating to provide an enlarged performance area centred on the bar, and some seating on the level with more tiered seating at the back. Revel is the name of the bar, or Speakeasy, and we were encouraged to arrive early to take advantage of the bar and have a cocktail. A jazz band was playing as we entered.

The bar was cleared for the performance, which included singing, dancing, comedy, burlesque, acrobatics and circus trickery; performed by a troupe of six. There was an interval when the bar was briefly open for business again, and then cleared away very quickly to allow the performance to continue. It was all jolly good fun and certainly a bit different from your standard comedy routines.

That’s about it for this year’s fest – but there’s plenty more entertainment to come over the winter in the nation’s cultural capital!

An Evening Without Kate Bush

An Evening without Kate Bush? That’s, er, every evening, isn’t it? Well, yes…but this is the name of the show that we went to see at Hannah Playhouse on Saturday night. And, as, you might have guessed, it is about Kate Bush. She’s just not there in person.

First up, we went for dinner at Capitol. Haven’t been there in a while, but it is reliably, er, reliable, and they were able to provide me with a Negroni, no problem, as well as half a dozen oysters and a fillet steak. Nicola hade their trademark bruschetta to start, followed by the prawn linguine. This is how you do restaurant food! (A High Dining, take note). We were too stuffed for puddings, so we made our way across the road to Hannah Playhouse. There are no allocated seats here and as we were amongst the last in, we sat high up at the back. This, incidentally, saved us from being dragged on stage.

The show is a one-woman performance by Sarah-Louise Young, described as “the chaotic cabaret cult”. She performs all the songs, sometimes engaging the audience to provide vocal effects, and on two occasions gets members of the audience up on stage to assist her performance. She dances, does costume changes, reminisces, and talks generally about Kate Bush. Who, I have to remind you, isn’t there! You know more Kate Bush songs than you realise, as she runs through a number of the hits, everything from Babooshka (in Russian, and pronounced correctly to boot) to The Hounds of Love, where she had the audience howling accompaniment. She dissected Kate’s dance moves, with a  simple demonstration of each – everything from mime to “follow the arm”. She finished up, naturally, with Wuthering Heights, and we all joined in.

The show is currently touring New Zealand, then heads to Australia and the UK later this year. If you get the chance, go see this show!

 

Blithe Spirit

Noel Coward was a charmer

As a writer he was Brahma

Velvet jackets and pyjamas

“The Gay Divorce” and other dramas

Yes, Noel Coward comes to Circa! This time in the form of Blithe Spirit. Normally, we’d go when Nicola was on ushering duty, but for reasons she wasn’t able to take her allocated shift, so we had to *gasp!* buy two tickets to the show.

As always, dinner first. Circa Theatre have opened their new restaurant Chouchou, but so far it’s only serving…breakfast. Lunch and dinner are “coming soon”. Instead, we decided to give Wellington’s newest venture, A High Dining, a go. This is sited in the former Apaché space – Apaché have now moved to Tory Street.

A High Dining promises much, but unfortunately just misses the mark. We started with cocktails: Nicola had an Elderflower Rose French, and I asked for a Negroni. I say “asked for” because two minutes later, the waiter returned and, regrettably, they cannot make a Negroni. “No matter” I replied, “I’ll have a Martini instead”. Guess what? This time it was the barman who came to explain, regrettably, they had no vermouth. I had a gin & tonic. The barman, I hope, will be off shopping for these bar basics tomorrow.

We started with venison carpaccio and salmon tataki, both of which were good. For mains, we had the tagorashi fish and prawn dumpling and duck leg. The fish turned out to be a fish fillet with a prawn dumpling accompanying it, which wasn’t quite what was expected…a slightly better wording on the menu would avoid any ambiguity here. The duck leg was a bit on the tough side. Cooking medium-rare is fine for duck breast, but not so successful on leg meat. There was an overabundance of different vegetables served with it – beetroot, green (sic), chewy (sic) red cabbage, Moroccan brassica, cherries, buckwheat. Less is more, folks! I didn’t think it quite worked. We stuck around for puddings as well, having the chocolate caramel delice and the apple and almond pudding. Both good. It’s the mains that need a bit of work, I reckon. I was a bit disappointed, especially as they’re charging Logan Brown prices for distinctly sub-Logan Brown food.

We were in plenty of time to take our seats in the theatre, up high in the penultimate row as I’d only booked the tickets a couple of days before, and this is a popular show. A lot of the audience looked like they might have seen the original West End production, but I guess that’s just the demographic that keeps Circa Theatre going.

Circa stalwart Simon Leary led as Rudi, and Ginette McDonald as Madame Arcati, the medium. I’m sure we’ve also seen a lot of the other cast in various productions over the years. The story (spoilers!) involves Charles, an author, inviting a medium round for dinner as a laugh, and ostensibly to gather information for a forthcoming novel; only to be horrified when the ghost of Elvira (Laura Hill), his dead first wife, contacts Charles…and only Charles. The others can’t hear, or later, see, the ghost, but Charles can. They can, however, see her manifestations, when she moves items around, but they think it’s just Charles trying to fool them. In keeping with modern times, Charles is now living with Rudi rather than the original second wife, Ruth.

It’s all jolly good fun and you should go and see it if you can.

Fringe Frolics

It’s New Zealand Fringe Festival time again, and for the third year I’ve volunteered to help out. Nicola is no longer volunteering as she is now an active participant, with her band.

This year, I have been rostered exclusively at Hannah Playhouse, one of the larger venues for the Fringe, and therefore inclined to have events that will attract a bigger audience; so not so much the weird, quirky shows that are the essence of the festival. Next year I’ll ask if I can get a mix of venues so that I can see some of the odder offerings.

The first show I saw was Nicola’s band, Sven Olsen’s Brutal Canadian Love Saga, or The Svens as they are more commonly called. They were again playing at Newtown Community Centre. I say “Nicola’s band” but she is a viola player in the string section, so perhaps she’s not the actual leader of the pack. They played their usual selection of songs about life in Wellington and New Zealand, with backdrops that are an integral part of the show. 

My first gig at Hannah Playhouse was Antonio!, billed as “a queer punk pirate musical starring Shakespeare’s ultimate love interest”, a reference to the fact that Shakespeare has a character of this name in four plays. This is a romp through those works, with the conceit that they are in fact the same person, and Shakespeare was in love with him.

The following week was a sell-out performance of The Spinoff: The Fold Live, New Zealand’s biggest (only?) media podcast, broadcast live from the theatre with two guests, also from NZ media. How interested am I in the behind-the-scenes goings-on in New Zealand’s media world? Not very. I was allocated the mezzanine and balcony section for this show, which is normally closed as not needed, but apparently enough people are interested in this subject to use it. The crowd for this show was noticeably more mature than is usual for Fringe gigs.

Nicola came along to my third gig, Tecuani, as she had a previous engagement at Te Papa. This show was a Mexican dance show revolving around colonialism, human sacrifice, gods, ghosts, and other shit like that. 

The following night we went to see a show that we’d actually bought tickets for – The Fabulous Fabelinskys, at Te Auaha. This is a combination of circus and play, with the story centred on a family of three women who’ve just lost the patriarch and main performer of their circus act. It follows their trials, particularly at the hands of the nefarious circus-owner who exploits them; interspersed with demonstrations of their acts – hoops and harness, high ropes, and a clown, with a sword-swallowing finale. Does what it says on the tin, and probably the best thing that I’ve seen this festival. 

My final show was Hausdown, which is a Bridgerton-esque house party at a country estate. There are various shenanigans between the guest before they finally all come out and admit that the boys are in love with the boys, and the girls are in love with the girls. Enthusiastically performed, the actors camp it up in period costumes and generally have fun.

 

Hutt Sounds

Avid readers of this blog (I imagine this is all of you) will recall that we went to Hutt Sounds last year to see Nik Kershaw and The Human League. Naturally, we were agog to find out which Eighties legends would be playing this year, and as soon as it was announced I was on to it to get earlybird tickets, because this year’s line-up includes Tom Bailey (formerly Thompson Twins) and OMD, I mean, OMG! It’s OMD! I’d been hoping to see them for a number of years, ever since they announced they’d be coming to New Zealand in 2020 with Simple Minds – a gig that was ultimately cancelled due to pandemia. 

Last year we made the mistake of missing the beginning because we weren’t that interested in the support acts. A mistake, not because we should’ve seen them, but because we found it difficult to find somewhere to put our picnic seats.

Yes, you bring your own seating to this event. It’s held at Brewtown in Upper Hutt, which has a handy field attached to it for events such as this. The day is aimed squarely at an older audience, with Eighties legends headlining, and at our age we can’t be standing around in a field for hours on end. The audience is arranged with standing at the front, then picnic blankets, low-back seating, and high-backed seating at the rear. As we’d set out in good time we found a good location near the front of the high seat area.

The afternoon kicked off at 3pm with The Narcs, a kiwi band of the Eighties. Clearly some of the audience were there for them, too, but I’ve never heard of them. They’ve also not committed any of the oeuvre to compact disc either, so I’m unlikely to hear their music again. They made a decent enough sound.

 Next cab off the rank was Diesel, who I have heard of, and even have a CD by. They hail from the Netherlands, and again, make a good rocky sound, without being particularly memorable.

 

Third was local Upper Hutt boy Jon Stevens, former singer of Noiseworks, an Aussie band who had some success in the Eighties and early Nineties. After the death of Michael Hutchence he became lead singer of INXS for around three years, before leaving to continue to pursue his own career again. The set consisted of early solo work, Noiseworks songs, interspersed every other song by a classic banger from INXS which got everyone going. 

The sun was beginning to come down in the sky as Tom Bailey took to the stage with his band – keyboardist/cellist, drummer and bass guitarist. Bailey also helped out with additional synths, percussion and guitar, where needed. They performed a set of Thompson Twins songs, all of which you know, and one cover version – a pretty good rendition of Talking Heads’ Psycho Killer. Here’s the set list. 

Tom Bailey would have been worth it as a headline act, but wait – there’s more! Eighties legends, tunesmiths and all-round innovators Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark (OMD to you) were the headline act. Before they took the stage, Evolution Of Species played over the PA, accompanied by a video on the big screen at the back of the stage. This track is the dreaded “N-word” – yes, it’s New Material, from their 2023 release Bauhaus Staircase. As they took to the stage, though, it became apparent that that was almost the only one, and the rest were absolute foot-tappers from the Seventies, Eighties and early Nineties that had populated the charts years ago. Starting at the very beginning – 1979’s Electricity and 1980’s Messages, their first two singles, they then followed with hit after hit. They managed to slip another “new” song in – History of Modern from their recent (checks notes) 2010 album of the same name. You can find the full set list here. 

They finished up, inevitably, with Enola Gay, before quitting the stage at 9pm due to the curfew restriction at the venue. They left with a promise not to leave it quite so long before returning to New Zealand – their last gig in Wellington was at the Town Hall in 1986. Hopefully they’ll be back again.