The show starts ordinarily enough: a spooky-sounding musical
intro comes on – aficionados immediately recognise it as the first few bars of
Ghostbusters – and David and Lizzie introduce themselves, ask us who we’re
going to call, and then explain a bit about the background of the story they’re
going to be telling. They’re assisted in this with some suitably lo-tech equipment
– a slide projector and a gramophone. As they explain that they’re going to be telling
the story, but also doing some acting, they demonstrate the props and costumes
they’ll be using so we can tell which is which.
To begin with, the slide show – and they tell some stories how
life was for the people of the goldfields in mid-19th century New
Zealand. In a word, hard. As they show the slides, there seems to be some
problem with the equipment – slides are out of order, and a mysterious object
keeps appearing. After a while they give up on these technical difficulties,
put the projector and screen away, and get on telling the story in the
old-fashioned way. They tell us the story of Rose and Ben, and even have Rose’s
music box as a prop. Wait, didn’t we just see that in the slide show?
As the story progresses, Lizzie and David act out the parts
of Rose and Ben. Without giving too much away, it doesn’t end well. This is,
after all, a ghost story, and you can’t have a ghost story without there being
a dead person. One of them ends up brown bread. The props, lighting and the
sound effects all convey an eerie atmosphere.
And…snap! We’re back in the room. At this point, they decide
to do a little experiment. Lizzie is convinced that she can feel a presence,
and decides to hold a séance to try and contact the ghost. For this, she needs
the help of three members of the audience. We were perfectly positioned in the
centre of a row, so unlikely to be called upon. Lizzie selects three victims
assistants for the séance, and they take their place on stage.
Does the ghost appear? Does anyone disappear? What
happens? We don’t know. The stage manager comes on stage and informs us that
the show is over.